ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN.... THE ANNUAL VISIT TO THE GYN :-(
I know that we as women are suppose to make sure we do this at least once a year and as many times as Ive done this i still dread this visit. For the guys... this is what happens
You go in the exam room where they give you a paper gown ( a cloth one if your lucky) and tell you to take every thing off, sit on the table and wait for the doctor.
{In my Mind: Ok i just want to hurry up lets get this over with}
Now unless your pregnant you only really this this doctor once a year... twice tops, now I have to get undress for this person I hardly know to poke and prod the nether regions. WTF????
So now you are sitting on a table in your paper gown and your waiting.... and waiting... and waiting
{In My head: Did they forget about me?}
In comes the doctor and starts with the small talk
Doctor: So how are things?
Me: Good
Doctor: How are the kids?
Me: Good
{In My head: Could you just shut up and lets do this already.}
Doctor: Ok I need you to scoot your butt to the edge off the table, one foot in each sturup, lay back and relax.
{In my head: You have got to be kidding me.... relax NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!}
Me: Ok
So doc wipps out the speculum which is basically a piece of plastic that looks like the mouth of a duck and puts it in your cooch! And they want you to relax.... :-(
After the doc gets a few samples and feels around your ovaries ( which hurts) she smiles and says
Doctor : Ok that wasn't so bad was it?
WTF?
Then they leave. Leaving you all kinds of violated.... in your paper gown. Thank God I only have to do this once a year!
I know that I am not the only one that feels like this...
You go in the exam room where they give you a paper gown ( a cloth one if your lucky) and tell you to take every thing off, sit on the table and wait for the doctor.
{In my Mind: Ok i just want to hurry up lets get this over with}
Now unless your pregnant you only really this this doctor once a year... twice tops, now I have to get undress for this person I hardly know to poke and prod the nether regions. WTF????
So now you are sitting on a table in your paper gown and your waiting.... and waiting... and waiting
{In My head: Did they forget about me?}
In comes the doctor and starts with the small talk
Doctor: So how are things?
Me: Good
Doctor: How are the kids?
Me: Good
{In My head: Could you just shut up and lets do this already.}
Doctor: Ok I need you to scoot your butt to the edge off the table, one foot in each sturup, lay back and relax.
{In my head: You have got to be kidding me.... relax NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!}
Me: Ok
So doc wipps out the speculum which is basically a piece of plastic that looks like the mouth of a duck and puts it in your cooch! And they want you to relax.... :-(
After the doc gets a few samples and feels around your ovaries ( which hurts) she smiles and says
Doctor : Ok that wasn't so bad was it?
WTF?
Then they leave. Leaving you all kinds of violated.... in your paper gown. Thank God I only have to do this once a year!
I know that I am not the only one that feels like this...
gurl..... I know how you feel. I have one coming up soon and I hate when they talk to me! I hate especially when they say "Now, I am going to insert two fingers and press down on your abdomen. Just relax" After that they want to stick one finger in the Anus!!! WFT! I always refuse that. I sit right up
Posted by
My-Conscience |
10:14 AM
Oh dear, I dred it too, I had TWO good doctors in my entire life, the rest were for the birds.
I prefer a woman dr, but some of my girlfriends said men dr's are more gentle and warm.
Posted by
brooklyn babe |
2:07 PM
*heeeeeavy sigh* you have JUST reminded me that I need to go..... *sad face*
Men just DO NOT understand the sheer irritation and slight to extreme anxiety this causes....
*dialing the number of my GYN* I guess I'd better get it ovuh with! LOL
Posted by
Disco |
2:44 PM
well HELL! Just put it all out there! *giggle*...man...I aint goin again for ANOTHER year...thank God..you should talk about mammograms tomorrow...lol
Posted by
courtney |
6:39 PM
Have you ever seen "The Hand That Rocks The Cradle"? Ever since I saw that movie I've believed that all GYN's should be female. I also think that all urologist should be women too, but that another story for another blog.
Posted by
Organized Noise |
8:16 PM
Girl I feel you on this one, and don't forget after they are finished it leaves you full of the gooey ass gel they use to insert that crap inside you. YUCK!! *shuddering violently*
Posted by
Deelze |
11:09 PM
Man, I miss my first OB/GYN. He was a gay man, but he was the most gentle doctor that I ever had!! He took his time and nothing EVER hurt. I've only had women OB/GYNs since, and you'd think that since they were females, then they'd be a little more gentle, right? I have to tell you, it feels like they are trying to tear my ovaries and cervix out lol.
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