I just want to know why...

Yesterday my friends man made a comment that " I walked Stank" WTF? How can someone walk stank? He said that the women that I passed as I was walking were giving me dirty looks. Anyway ! Then my friend tells me its true he is not the first person to say that. Some "asshole" that she was seeing before said that "I walk like I think Im the shit" So this stood with me all night and this morning when I was choosing what shoes to wear that whole conversation made me second guess myself.

So I get to work and this was still on my mind so I mention it to my co-worker and she told me that two of my co-workers made that same comment { that I walk stank)


Ok now if you know me... really know me, you know that is sooooooooooo not the case. Do I think Im a beast Hell No! I think Im kinda cute but there are chicks I know look WAYYYYYYYYY better than me and I have no problem saying that.

Do I know how to work a pair of heels HELL YES! But why does that make my walk stank and how can you assume that " I think Im the shit" just by my walk?


Yes I am a little annoyed but I have NO.... I repeat NO intention of changing the way I walk for anyone! So if you have a problem with my walk.....stop hatin.


Has anyone ever commented on your walk?

Why does this shit only happen to me!!!

Monday morning I get to work ready to put in a full day of some serious work, im sitting at my desk for about 15 min when I get a call from my duaghters school.... Shes not feeling well can I come pick her up? I decide I'll call my Mami to go get her. Mami is no where to be found, so I leave my desk jump in a cab and go get my baby. ( can I just tell you that last week I had to bring one of my kids to work so you can imagine I am not please that I have to bring my baby in...What woud my boss say?) So I get my baby sit her down with crayons and try to get some work done while also trying to contact my MOM.

At 12pm I decide to take my kid to get some lunch and continue to try to reach my MOM. I get a call from the clinic where my Mom goes and they tell me she is not feeling well and they are taking her to the Emergency room.

WTH? She was fine this moring. If shes comeing to the ER she must really be sick cause my mother HATES the ER. So now I have my Mom in the ER my kid in my office and no one else to call. Thankfully My co-worker keeped an eye on my kid while I went to the ER to check on my MOM.. but wait my 2 other kids are about to be dismissed from school.. who's going to meet them at the bus stop ( this shit only happens to me) So I track down my Dad ( my parents have been divorced for years by they way)

" Daddy I need a huge favor can you PLEASE meet the girls at the bus and bring them to me at work" ( yeah I call him Daddy .. WHAT?) He says "No Problem"


Ok so now I have to go and check on Mami.... I get to the ER and for lack of a better phrase "Mami is all Fucked up" She is throwing up, she has stomach pains, shes dizzy...I could tell I was going to be in for a long night!

But wait my Dad is bringing my kids so I track down my husband so that he can picked them up before heading home, But he tells me he is stuck in Jersey ( he has to work overtime - Mandatory) so who can stay with my kids while I sit in the ER with Mami

Enter my sister by choice NICKY. ( God bless you) Nicky takes my kids to my house and stays till about 6:30pm when My husband finally gets home.

So now I am in the ER and its a total nightmare. It is so crowded that they taped my mothers IV to the wall cause there werent enought IV poles ( I kid you not!) so 8pm passes.. 11pm passes....1am passes. Did I forget to mention I am wearing 3 in heels ( yeah 3IN HEELS) so after about a bizillion test at 3am they tell me that they are going to admitt her( you couldn't tell me that a few hours ago)

So off to home I go. I get home and realize my husband has not iron my kids clothes for school...so now its 3:30am and I am now Ironing clothes ( I tell you it only happens to me!) 3:45am Im in bed ready to go to sleep


6:30am time to get up and get the kids ready for school..between 6:45 and 7:15am Ive had 2 cups of coffee. Get them dress and out the door by 7:45am. I get back home about 8am realized I can barely open my eyes and call in to work....Im not going.


I take a nap from 8am -9am and its cup number 3. I prepare dinner,get my duaghters class snack ( I was snack Mom yesterday for my daughters class) by 10am I am on cup 5. Its pouring outside :-( cause if it was sunny that would just be too easy. I get dress, take the snack to the school and I am off to check on Mami. Where I spent the rest of the day..

So yeah this can only happen to me.

:-(

Instructions: Set iTunes to shuffle. Ask the following questions, and hit ‘next song’. The title of the song will be the answer to your question.


Question: What do you think of me, playlist?
Answer: “ You make me Feel (mighty real)” Sylvester

I thought so!

Question: Will I have a happy life?
Answer: “ The Roof” Miriah Carey

WTH?

Question: What do my friends really think of me?
Answer: Si supeira” Willie Gonzalez
Translation: “If you knew”

Nicky ... something you want to tell me? LOL

Question: Do people secretly lust after me?
Answer: “Lets get it started” Black Eye Peas

Really!

Question: What should I do with my life?
Answer: “That’s How you Like it” Beyonce

I don't know what to think about this.

Question: Why must life be so full of pain?
Answer: “Feels Like Heaven” Kenny Vaughan

I guess its not so bad.

Question: How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Answer: “Man Eater” Hall & Oats

What are you trying to say? LOL


Question: Will I ever have children?
Answer: “Given a Chance” Babyface

wrong, wrong , wrong... no more kids for me.


Question: Will I die happy?
Answer: “Gypsy Woman (she’s Homeless) Crystal waters

Are you saying I'll die homeless?

Question: Can you give me some advice?
Answer: “Salsa Y Control” Lebron Brothers
Translation: Salsa and Control

Come again?


Question: What do you think happiness is?
Answer: “Blue Moon” Mel Torme

ooooK


Question: What’s my favorite fetish?
Answer: “Between the Sheets” The Isley Brothers

You got that right! This was really fun!

I swear some of these just fit!

This is just something I was thinking about. When you fill out questionnaires be it for work or whatever and you get to the box marked Race (i.e. White, Hispanic etc.) what do you do if your Bi-racial. Do you consider yourself to be more one that the other and if so what?


For those of you that are not bi-racial how do you view this topic?


I had this conversation with my sister . We are Puerto Rican, her husband is 1/2 Irish, 1/2 italian. they have two kids..... You see where Im going with this.

I don't think these questionnaires take into consideration that there are alot of Bi-racial people in the world.

What do you think?

I had this discussion over lunch …. Who pays for what in a relationship?

Now my Dad worked and took care of the bills and my Mom stay home and took care of the home, that’s just the way things were. My parents idea on marriage is “ if he wants you to be his wife its his job to support you the way we did”. To some extent I agree but that’s just the way I was raise. Don’t get me wrong I think today you MUST have a 2 income home to even survive but there are things that I think should automatically come from my husband like rent. If you take a woman from her parent’s home YOU should be providing a “ new” home. Things like dinners out… he pays unless I FEEL like paying.(LOL) We spilt the cost of the kids and I take care of my own wardrobe for the most part But you see where I am going with this.

I am very old fashion in that It’s a mans job to provide the home and it’s a women’s job to maintain that home. Are there exceptions? yes of course. When you’re married you become a team and as a team you work together BUT I don’t think (short of some serious catastrophe) that women should financially support men.

Now before I start getting the HATE mail form the men… I think if you are down and need help til you get on your feet that’s fine but when you choose to marry you should have a plan that involves some type of job. ( LOL) You should not be sitting on your ass at home watching Jerry Springer on the couch eating chips and ice cream while you women is busting her as at work. And for the men out there does it bother you to have a woman support you? Do you feel that it takes away from your manhood?


I am very “old school” and I think that the MEN should be paying but that’s just how I was raised… What do you think?

Here is the story. Twice a month I get together with my girls to eat, get drinks whatever… this past Friday Nicky decides we should go to Pines Too in the Bronx cause she wants some “Penne ala Vodka” so Ok were going but I said I would drive

Side Note: I have had my license over a year and my car for 11months but I have only driven the car 3 times in the last year and before that I hadn’t driven at all

Ok I’m not exactly thrilled about the idea but Ok I’ll do it….. It rained that night and I hate driving in the rain but I told them as long as it doesn’t start raining “casts and dogs” we should be ok


Side note: I didn’t really believe that but I had already agreed and I thought at least it would be an adventure


So were driving and I am focusing so hard I am giving myself a headache. LOL and yes

Nicky

I need to use my mirrors but I told you Biaches that I have a problem with that (especially in the rain) and that you would be my eyes.

* Shaking my fist at Nicky and J*

And can you remember that I did yell “ IM SORRY” at those cars that were honking at me. LMAO.So anyway we were taking the scenec route ( LIE we are lost) . We even hit City Island. LOL

After driving around for 2 hours we get to the restaurant. Now I had given up smoking but I was so stressed out the I HAD to have me a cigarette. After we were finally seated we just started laughing so hard and reliving the moments when our food arrives. Can I just tell you the “ Penne” was just alright but who the hell told me to order the “Jambalaya Pasta”? That shit was so spicy it was making my nose run! LOL

So we leave to take J home at that shit only took us about 15min. WTF? We could have gone to her block and from there gone to the restaurant….. But then I don’t think we would have had as much fun!!!!

Side Note: GIRLS I AM STILL LAUGHING :-)

I take Nicky home and proceed alone ( I have never driven alone) to go home…. Thankfully I made it in one piece.


2 days later and I am still laughing……:-)

So when is the next trip... I think I saw a sign the said HARTFORD? LMAO

I know a lot of people who are really into their Bras and panties. You know who you are. You like them to match and you’ll spend a ridiculous amount of money on them. Now I like to look as good in my underwear as the next chick but I have my limits.


So heres the story, I needed to get a few new bras after having a conversation with my sister she says “ you need to stop buying cheap bras and get yourself some good ones”. Now I don’t consider myself cheap but with 3 kids I am very “ Frugal” for lack of a better word.

You can imagine my shock when I went to Victoria’s secret and the cheapest bra in the place was $34. WTF????????

Yeah for just your average everyday bra. There was no lace, no push-up NADA! Just a regular old bra and that shit was $34. No I don’t have big boobs but for that kind of money they batter raise my boobs to a D!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I know your sitting there thinking “ But is Victoria’s Secret and their good Bras…”I so don’t cared. I am not going to wear a $ 34 dollar bra that only my man is going to see and he isn’t even that interested it what bra I have on… He just wants it off ASAP!!! LOL

So Yeah call me “CHEAP” I DON’T CARE!!!!!! It will be a cold day in hell the day I pay $34 for a bra!!!!!!!!! ;-)

Side Note { I went to Target and got some HAYNES Bras for $10 bucks....... YES I AM FRUGAL! LOL