Thursday, June 29, 2006 

You don’t fall for your booty call

I have a friend who has this booty call right in her building (damn that just to close) but I have a sneaking suspicion that she has fallen for him.

Exhibit A. She talks about him all the time


Exhibit B. She keeps trying to convince me that she has not fallen for him

Ok, you never fall for your booty call!!!!!!! Ever!!! That’s a recipe for DISASTER!


What do you think?

12:10 PM | |

Monday, June 26, 2006 

Graduations

Well my girls graduated last Week, it was very emotional. My babies are growing up * sob* so since they did so well in school we decided to get them cell phones with the promise from them that they wouldn’t abuse it… can I just tell you that I gave them the phone on Wed by Fri I had to take it away from my oldest!!!!! I swear she had it glued to her ear from WED to FRI….. She got it back this morning we the warning the next time would be longer/


I also attended my husbands god daughters graduation. We got there late cause we got lost of course, then we ALL set out to dinner. Me, my Husband, His ex wife , her new husband and her entire family. Now I know this sounds weird and to be honest with you it is. There’s no beef between her and I and yet we cant seem to say anything other than hello and goodbye to each other. I sat there and conversed with her entire family and it was cool but her and I …. We just don’t seem to have anything to say to each other. Its sad cause the more we get together the less we have to say. My husband and her husband get along great by the way. He thinks I should break the ice and start conversation but to be honest other than him we really don’t have something in common that would start conversation ( i.e work in the same field, Kids, Mutual friends Etc) . I feel that since this is her family, her comfort zone it should be up to her to break the ice .



Am I wrong?

What would you do?


Happy Monday!!!!

4:07 PM | |

Monday, June 19, 2006 

Sex IQ

You have a sexual IQ of 120





When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.




Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com




I already Knew This!!!! LMAO

3:52 PM | |

Friday, June 16, 2006 

Im Blocked ... so you get this list

1. Taken a picture naked? No

2. Painted your room? yes

3. Made out with a member of the same sex? Not

4. Drove a car? yes

5. Danced in front of your mirror? yes

6. Have a crush? Yes

7. Been dumped? yes

8. Stole money from friend? no

9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? yes

10. Been in a fist fight? Not really
11. Snuck out of your house? LOL Yeah

12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Saddly Yes

13. Been arrested? no

14. Made out with a stranger? YES

15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? yes

16. Left your house with out telling your parents? yes

17. Had a crush on your neighbor? yes

18. Ditched work to do something more fun? yes

19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? yes

20. Seen someone die? no, Thank god

21. Been on a plane? yes and hated every minute of it.

22. Kissed a picture? yes

23. Slept in until 3PM? Not since 1993

24. Love someone or miss someone right now? yes

25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? yes

26. Made a snow angel? yes

27. Played dress up? yes

28. Cheated while playing a game? Yeah

29. Been lonely? yes

30. Fallen asleep at work/school? no

31. Been to a club? yes

32. Felt an earthquake? No

33. Touched a snake? yes

34. Ran a red light? yes...but it wasn't my fault! LOLy

35. Been suspended from school? Nope I was a good girl

36. Been late to work everyday for a month? Never been late

37. Been in a car accident? No and I hope to never be in one

38. Hated the way you look? yes

39. Witnessed a crime? Every day

40. Pole danced? No But Im dying to try

41. Been lost? yes... Thanks Nicole. LOL

42. Been to the opposite side of the country? No yet

43. Felt like dying? yes

44. Cried yourself to sleep? yes

45. Ever peed on yourself? NOt that I can remember

46. Sang karaoke? No but Ive been to a Karaoke bar.

47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? yes

48. Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose?NO

49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? yes

50. Kissed in the rain? Not yet

51. Sing in the shower? yes

52. Made love in a park? no, but I came pretty close. lol

53. Had a dream that you married someone? no

54. Glued your hand to something? no

55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? no
56. Ever gone to school partially naked? NO

57. Been a cheerleader? yes

58. Sat on a roof top? yes

59. Didn't take a shower for a week? Hell no...thats just nasty!!!

60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? No, I watch them alone and in the dark. I LOVE scary movies!

61. Played chicken? no...

62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? no

63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? yeah on occasion

64. Broken a bone? no

65. Been easily amused? yes...hell, I amuse MSELF!

66. Laugh so hard you cried? yes, often

67. Mooned/flashed someone? No Recently

68. Cheated on a test? yes

69. Forgotten someone's name? yes

70. Slept naked? yes

71. Gone skinny dipping in a pool? No But I would

72. Have you ever snuck into a movie? no

73. Blacked out from drinking? Umm..... Yeah

74. Played a prank on someone? yes

75. Gone to a late night movie? yes

76. Made love to anything not human? WTH?

77. Failed a class? No Thank god

78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? LOL No

79. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours? no

80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? yes

81. Do you celebrate the 4th of July? yes

82. Thrown strange objects? yes

83. Felt like killing someone? yes

84. Thought about running away? yes

85. Ran away? Yes i was 16 and I was gone for 2 days

86. Did drugs? No.. I already told you I was a GOOD GIRL!!!!

87. Had detention and not attend it? Nope

88. Been a bully? Yeah but I was sorry after

89. Made a parent cry? I don't think so

90. Cried over someone? yes

91. Owned more than 5 sharpies? yes

92. Dated someone more than once? Yeah

93. Have a dog? not anymore

94. Own an instrument? No...

95. Been in a rap or singing group? No

96. Drank 10 sodas in a day? Yeah

97. Broken a cd? yes

98. Shot a gun? no

99. Had sex with more than one person in a weeks time? ummm...

100. Laughed so hard you farted? No

2:01 PM | |

Wednesday, June 14, 2006 

When did they grow up?????

Two of my girls are graduating next week so I took my oldest to get her graduation dress, She’s only 11 but she’s already my height, she can where a woman’s size but she is still very much a litte girl so finding a dress that was appropriate has been a challenge. Well yesterday we found on we both liked and as she was trying it on I had tears in my eyes cause she has grown so much in the last few years. I remember when she was a baby, she would pop her head above the bumper pad in her crib and check to see who was around… it was so funny….. It was just an eye surrounded by this head full of hair. LOL now she’s talking about riding the bus alone and wanting a cell phone…. I can’t take it


My middle one or Ms diva as we call her is also graduating. With her it’s a little different cause if you look at her she looks about 8 but she’ll be 11 next month ( Yeah I have irish twins so what LMAO) She would like the kind of dress her sister has but will have to settle for something more suitable to her body frame. She is talking of cell phones and the kind of boy she likes . WTH? When did she stop sleeping with a blanky

I tell you I am soooo not ready for these girls to grow up…


Happy Hump Day!!!!

4:59 PM | |

Friday, June 09, 2006 

Que ViVa Puerto Rico!!!!!!!!!!


In honor of this being the un-official Puerto Rican Weekend I decided to repost this ......Have a great Weekend!!!!!!!!!!



I am Puerto Rican , I swear!!!!!



Ok let me explain, I was born and raise in New York. My Parents are both from Puerto Rico. So Even though I was born here I consider myself Puerto Rican. I love my culture, I can hold my own on that dance floor as far as Salsa is concerned and my spanish is not so bad considering my parents only spoke to us in english, but there are somethings that some people consider the mark of a true Puerto Rican and here I tend to fall short.


So here it is for all the world to see....



1. I don't like Pastelles or alcapurias

2. I don't eat mangos or kenepas

 3. I don't eat Monfogo or sankocho

 4. I don't eat Flan or Farina

5. I don't drink Mavi or Coco Rico




Side Note: ( not sure I spelled these right)




The list could go on and on but these are some of the few that my hispanic and even non-hispanic friends tend to flip out about.


" Your not Puerto Rican" thats what I get every time we have the "Food" discussion.



Then I feel like I have to go into defense mode to prove my Puertoricaness- ( i know thats not a word but its my post)



So just cause I prefer cheese cake to flan doesn't mean I am not Puerto Rican, I just hate FLAN!!!!



So what do people expect you to eat according to you race that you just don't?


I know I cant be alone in this...

10:42 AM | |

Thursday, June 08, 2006 

I know its not a real post but....

Hey guys is it me or was blogger was acting crazy yesterday ?

Well work is kicking my ass this week but I wanted to leave you something to read. I stole this from Honey-Libra




1. If you could be doing what you really want to be doing for a living, what would it be? I’d be an actress

2. If you could slap the shit out of any famous person, alive or dead, who would it be? President Bush, Paris Hilton, Tom Cruise… Oh you meant one?

3. What's the dumbest decision you've made in the past 5 years? Putting my trust in the wrong person

4. Give up one for a year: (good) sex or (good) music. I’m gonna have to go with out the music… I can hum. LOL

5. Dudes, would you rather have a big dick or a great sense of humor? Ladies, nice tits & ass or common sense? Common sense… I can always fix the other parts

6. So you've been invited to an all expense paid Blogger Prom in The Bahamas. You're sitting at the bar on the beach. Which blogger do you want to join you for hours of good convo? That’s like asking me to choose between my kids… I can’t pick just one

7. Which blogger would you most like to cuddle with on the beach? (and don't defer to your current signif other either. Infidelity won't count against you. Duh.) no one ;-)

8. You're going on a 5 hour road trip...which 5 CDs do you bring?

1The Miseduation of Lauryn Hill
2. Kem – Album II
3. Salsa Mix CD
4. Dance Music Mix CD
5 Hip-hop mix CD


9. Would you rather bury your children young or have your children bury you young? WHF???

10. What's your biggest insecurity? Which one? That I’ll never feel that way again

11.What's the first blog you read every day...or however often you read them? My Own… I have to see what my peeps think

12. When's the last time you peed your pants? I can’t remember

13. Which was better, your first kiss or your first paycheck? My first Kiss… definitely

14. Do you have kids? Want kids? I Have kids and I love them to pieces

15. You get dropped off at home after the office holiday party by your bitch ass boss that you can't effing stand...you exit the car and he peels out, runs a red light at your corner and rolls over an unsuspecting midget. The next day the midget watch groups are on TV outraged at the heartless hit and run, and are calling for any witnesses to please come fwd...that half dead midget has a family at home waiting on C-mas presents. Would you take $1000 hush money? $500? $100? A six pack? I would tell for FREE


16. Live the rest of your life without your eyebrows or your fingernails? I’ll say Eyebrows cause I can always draw them on. LOL

17. What makes you angry? Liars, Lying and Liars

18. What makes you horny? Liquor, kissing, conversations about sex

19. What makes you nervous? My children’s future

20. What makes you smile? My family and Friends (including my blogger buddies)

I'll have a real post tomorrow.. Happy Thursday!!!!






10:01 AM | |

Friday, June 02, 2006 

Ya'll know I had to go there.......

What's your number?


We all talk about this but are we ever really honest? How many sex partners have you had? I know when I got with my man I made it my business to ask this question for my own protection of course but I think every one should ask this question of their mate.


Then there is the grey area of “bad sex” not counting cause it was bad or a quickie not counting cause it’s a “quickie. WHF? I heard that whatever the actual number is your suppose to subtract 3 or something like to preserve your rep but why? Why cant we just say I’ve been with X amount of people without getting the dirty looks or fear of feeling like people are seeing you different now. What is in a number?

Do you always tell the truth about your number? And if not why?

9:30 AM | |

Thursday, June 01, 2006 

Its My Bloggerversary... I missed you guys!!!!!!

Can you Believe It's been a year since I started Blogging?



Hello blogger buddies sorry about my hasty exit but I needed to get a few things in my life in order. I decided that I needed to put “Me” first for a change. So in my effort to get back in touch with “me” I decided that there were many aspects of my life that I wasn’t completely happy with so I decided to tackle each one by one.


1. My weight
By most people standard I would be considered “chunky” but my standards I see myself as TOO CHUNKY. So I decided that its time to take control of my body and what I put into it….. No more Cheese cake, no more Bacon, egg and Cheese and Light on the rice. I am happy to say that with working out and watching what I eat I am down 8 pounds (go me)

2. My personal Life
If shit don’t work there is not reason to keep trying to fix it.(nuff said)

3. My business life
I like my job but I am so not killing my self and I think I need to step up my game, so its back to school for me. I’m looking into a few places and hopefully by September I’ll be a student.


4. Putting in the me time
I need to start taking time to just “BE”….. without all the drama.



So what have I missed?

10:03 AM | |